Wednesday, November 18, 2009
There is no show out there that could EVER compare to my roller coaster life and why would I want to watch people pretending to be normal, but acting, but still trying to act normally and trying not to notice the cameras strategically positioned above the toilet - to capture the morning ablutions routine?
Saw this one yesterday "Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun!" I am still trying to work this one out, but without a doubt the driver is a proud NRA Republican - feel free to correct me if you think I am on the wrong path with this one!
Child Bearing Hips
I have seen many skinny bitches out there that have given birth and they do not have hips you could easily place your can of beer on. Number one conversation I will be having with God.
Force Shield of ?
Why is it that there are some people out there that you KNOW have got to where they are by stepping on others? I can only reason that they have some sort of force shield protecting them. (bitch slaps can still penetrate a force shield in case you were wondering)
Mentally Draining People
While it has been known that I can get on with just about anyone, I would walk in front of a picture of a snake slowly just to avoid this type of person. There is a member in my family where you constantly have to entertain him 24/7 - any suggestions would be welcome.
Taking it back to simple
I am thinking about canceling the cell phone. I just have to come up with a way to notify all friends etc that I will be taking it back to simple. I will miss some of the media texts I receive from friends, but hey they could use email right? I am liking the idea of simple, Princess simple!
Do you have any random thoughts to share?