Thursday, November 26, 2009

The Perfect Christmas Gift

Just saw an ad on TV. 

Show her how much you love her this Christmas.  Give her a gift certificate for a Pap Smear.

If I find this in my Christmas stocking this year there will be a gift certificate for you.  A visit to the proctologist to remove my foot from your ass.

1 comment:

  1. LOL...need to give a few of those this Christmas...


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