Monday, June 11, 2012


T. at Lone Pine Koala Sanctuary, Brisbane

I came across a writing assignment that T had for his college writing class.  The topic was "Heredity vs Environment."  As I was reading I came across the following sentence. 

"Some examples from my life on traits being passed down through heredity would be my Mom's kindness."

At this point I heard choirs of angels singing. My body seemed to float upwards towards the heavens, the clouds parted, the stream of sunlight enhanced my perfect blond/brown hair highlights and  I bowed my head to receive my "You are the Saint of Mothers" halo.

And then I read this. 

"However I don't think so."

I have now figured out why God graced with me an ample ass. It is to soften the blow as I fall hard back to earth, and reality.