Thursday, September 22, 2011

Living in a college town.



Living in a college town has it's moments.  There are times that I love it and then there are times that I hate it, especially at 3:00am.

I was woken up to loud screaming.  Sounded like someone was hurt, but there was lots of giggling along with the 'ow, ow, ow' yelling.

I got up out of bed, put on my robe, and went flying out the front door.

Me:  HEY, do you guys know what the time is?

Young man:  I am so sorry to have woken you Ma'am, but my friend climbed over a hedge and now has a twig stuck in her vagina.

His mother would be proud.

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  1. What the what?! She's obviously putting all that college fund money her parents saved up to good use.

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  2. sorry, I can't help but giggle ;)

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  3. Imagine having to teach large rooms full of these idiots day after day.

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  4. **shakes head** where is the yearbook camera crew when you need them?

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  5. usually guys like to refer to their manly parts as being larger than twigs.

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  6. @Vinny ~ I really should start a blog, "Is this your child" and post their drunken behavior.

    @David ~ I giggled too

    @Doc ~ I think of you every day I am driving around campus. They don't pay you enough!

    @Brooke ~ I should start filming!

    @SherilinR ~ agree

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  7. I think I may use "my friend has a twig stuck in her vagina" as my new favorite sex euphemism ...

    Really should have been a YouTube moment ...

    PMT

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  8. sweet - at least he didn't ask to borrow a tool from the shed to get it out..

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  9. I can just imagine your face! LMAO!!!!

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  10. *trying not to think about my daughter moving to a college town next year*

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  11. AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA.

    This needs to become a sitcom.

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