One evening husband and I were watching Inspector Lewis. I love Inspector Lewis. During one scene Detective Sergeant Hathaway is on a romantic date and starts quoting poetry to his lady friend.
I looked at my dearest hubby and asked, "Why do you never quote poetry to me?"
Husband paused for a bit, turned to me and said:
I took her to the Comfort Inn,
Tucked her in,
Pulled out the third leg and pumped it in.
Sometimes reality just bites.