Thursday, September 22, 2011
Living in a college town.
Living in a college town has it's moments. There are times that I love it and then there are times that I hate it, especially at 3:00am.
I was woken up to loud screaming. Sounded like someone was hurt, but there was lots of giggling along with the 'ow, ow, ow' yelling.
I got up out of bed, put on my robe, and went flying out the front door.
Me: HEY, do you guys know what the time is?
Young man: I am so sorry to have woken you Ma'am, but my friend climbed over a hedge and now has a twig stuck in her vagina.
His mother would be proud.
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What the what?! She's obviously putting all that college fund money her parents saved up to good use.ReplyDelete
sorry, I can't help but giggle ;)ReplyDelete
Imagine having to teach large rooms full of these idiots day after day.ReplyDelete
**shakes head** where is the yearbook camera crew when you need them?ReplyDelete
usually guys like to refer to their manly parts as being larger than twigs.ReplyDelete
@Vinny ~ I really should start a blog, "Is this your child" and post their drunken behavior.ReplyDelete
@David ~ I giggled too
@Doc ~ I think of you every day I am driving around campus. They don't pay you enough!
@Brooke ~ I should start filming!
@SherilinR ~ agree
I think I may use "my friend has a twig stuck in her vagina" as my new favorite sex euphemism ...ReplyDelete
Really should have been a YouTube moment ...
sweet - at least he didn't ask to borrow a tool from the shed to get it out..ReplyDelete
I can just imagine your face! LMAO!!!!ReplyDelete
It just doesn't het any better than this.ReplyDelete
That's just funny.:)ReplyDelete
I love your new blog idea!ReplyDelete
*trying not to think about my daughter moving to a college town next year*ReplyDelete
This needs to become a sitcom.