Thursday, September 22, 2011

Living in a college town.



Living in a college town has it's moments.  There are times that I love it and then there are times that I hate it, especially at 3:00am.

I was woken up to loud screaming.  Sounded like someone was hurt, but there was lots of giggling along with the 'ow, ow, ow' yelling.

I got up out of bed, put on my robe, and went flying out the front door.

Me:  HEY, do you guys know what the time is?

Young man:  I am so sorry to have woken you Ma'am, but my friend climbed over a hedge and now has a twig stuck in her vagina.

His mother would be proud.
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14 comments:

  1. Vinny CSeptember 23, 2011 at 5:37 AM

    What the what?! She's obviously putting all that college fund money her parents saved up to good use.

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  2. AnonymousSeptember 23, 2011 at 6:01 AM

    sorry, I can't help but giggle ;)

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  3. Dr. CynicismSeptember 23, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    Imagine having to teach large rooms full of these idiots day after day.

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  4. Ms. Ro ChelleSeptember 23, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    **shakes head** where is the yearbook camera crew when you need them?

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  5. SherilinRSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:30 AM

    usually guys like to refer to their manly parts as being larger than twigs.

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  6. NubianSeptember 23, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    @Vinny ~ I really should start a blog, "Is this your child" and post their drunken behavior.

    @David ~ I giggled too

    @Doc ~ I think of you every day I am driving around campus. They don't pay you enough!

    @Brooke ~ I should start filming!

    @SherilinR ~ agree

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  7. PM TaylorSeptember 23, 2011 at 8:48 AM

    I think I may use "my friend has a twig stuck in her vagina" as my new favorite sex euphemism ...

    Really should have been a YouTube moment ...

    PMT

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  8. David MacaulaySeptember 23, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    sweet - at least he didn't ask to borrow a tool from the shed to get it out..

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  9. Alex BSeptember 23, 2011 at 10:03 AM

    I can just imagine your face! LMAO!!!!

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  10. The Defiant MarshmallowSeptember 23, 2011 at 10:20 AM

    It just doesn't het any better than this.

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  11. Antares CryptosSeptember 23, 2011 at 2:47 PM

    That's just funny.:)

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  12. Moving with MitchellSeptember 24, 2011 at 5:06 AM

    I love your new blog idea!

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  13. DB StewartSeptember 24, 2011 at 3:26 PM

    *trying not to think about my daughter moving to a college town next year*

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  14. NickiSeptember 25, 2011 at 12:01 PM

    AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA.

    This needs to become a sitcom.

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