Living in a college town has it's moments. There are times that I love it and then there are times that I hate it, especially at 3:00am.
I was woken up to loud screaming. Sounded like someone was hurt, but there was lots of giggling along with the 'ow, ow, ow' yelling.
I got up out of bed, put on my robe, and went flying out the front door.
Me: HEY, do you guys know what the time is?
Young man: I am so sorry to have woken you Ma'am, but my friend climbed over a hedge and now has a twig stuck in her vagina.
His mother would be proud.
