|Victoria & Alfred Waterfront, Cape Town, South Africa|
Today I was at the gas station. I live in a State where people pump your gas for you. I am 100% okay with that. The female attendant was speaking with another attendant. This is how the conversation went.
Male Attendant: My girlfriend is doing an internship in Cape Town and is only paying $35.00 per month for internet access.
Female Attendant: Wow that is great. You would think in a third world country it would be more.
Wait. What? What did she just say? Oh no she didn't. I did the reverse tortoise and my head shot out of my car window and loudly exclaimed:
'Excuse me? I am from Cape Town and South Africa is far from being a third world country.'
Female Attendant: *crickets*
Verbal bitch slaps make my day.