Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Delivery Clause.






Dear UPS:

Let's meet halfway on your 'do not deliver to an intoxicated person' clause.

You deliver to my home before 5:00pm and we will not have any problem.

Thank you,

Nubian


11 comments:

  1. Hah! Yeah, really! How would the driver know you were an intoxicated person. You might just be drugged.

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  2. Seems to me that, if you're still waiting for UPS to hand the alcohol over then you're not intoxicated enough yet.

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  3. LOL.

    It's never too late to start earlier.

    You are hilarious.:)

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  4. @ Pseudo - I see you understand

    @ Brooke - I am getting crafty in my excuses for my wine luschinoness

    @ Brent - Yup sure is.

    @ Linda - You bring up a good point

    @ Vinny - EXACTLY!!

    @ Ant - Agreed and thank you.

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  5. I wonder what happens after 5:00pm haha *wink*

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  6. HA! That's practically an advertisement aimed at teenagers to steal it.

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  7. i bout fell outta my chair on your response! that was wonderful!

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  8. @ The Island Guy ~ not telling...nope... not a word

    @ Doc ~ Don't you think it would make a cool T-Shirt?

    @ KaLynn ~ glad I made you laugh xox

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