Wednesday, July 13, 2011

Delivery Clause.






Dear UPS:

Let's meet halfway on your 'do not deliver to an intoxicated person' clause.

You deliver to my home before 5:00pm and we will not have any problem.

Thank you,

Nubian


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10 comments:

  1. PseudoJuly 13, 2011 at 11:59 PM

    ; -)

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  2. Ms. Ro ChelleJuly 14, 2011 at 6:36 AM

    That's awesome.

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  3. Linda MedranoJuly 15, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Hah! Yeah, really! How would the driver know you were an intoxicated person. You might just be drugged.

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  4. Vinny CJuly 15, 2011 at 10:51 AM

    Seems to me that, if you're still waiting for UPS to hand the alcohol over then you're not intoxicated enough yet.

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  5. Antares CryptosJuly 15, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    LOL.

    It's never too late to start earlier.

    You are hilarious.:)

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  6. NubianJuly 15, 2011 at 6:04 PM

    @ Pseudo - I see you understand

    @ Brooke - I am getting crafty in my excuses for my wine luschinoness

    @ Brent - Yup sure is.

    @ Linda - You bring up a good point

    @ Vinny - EXACTLY!!

    @ Ant - Agreed and thank you.

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  7. the island guyJuly 16, 2011 at 12:12 PM

    I wonder what happens after 5:00pm haha *wink*

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  8. Dr. CynicismJuly 16, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    HA! That's practically an advertisement aimed at teenagers to steal it.

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  9. KaLynn ("MiMi")July 20, 2011 at 2:16 PM

    i bout fell outta my chair on your response! that was wonderful!

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  10. NubianJuly 20, 2011 at 7:54 PM

    @ The Island Guy ~ not telling...nope... not a word

    @ Doc ~ Don't you think it would make a cool T-Shirt?

    @ KaLynn ~ glad I made you laugh xox

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