Keeping a journal

Some people keep a detailed journal about events and great occasions in their lives.

I write about them on wine corks.

I can just see the conversation T will have with his kids:

Kid:  Daddy did Granny keep a journal about your life growing up?

T:  Yes she did, but she wrote about them on wine corks.

Kid:  Why Daddy?

T:  Your grandmother is a lush.

Another perfect, parenting moment for T to discuss with his therapist in the years to come.