T: Mom, now that I am 18 I can pretty much do whatever I want.
Me: Really?
T: I don't have to take anyone's crap, okay maybe just yours.
Me: Thank you
T: and if I want to, I can walk out the front door any time and not come back.
Me: Yes you can, but when you do walk out the front door make sure you are dressed the same way you were when you came into this world, naked!
T: Being 18 sucks!
(Another day of perfect parenting complete)
You need to write a parenting book. I'd buy it. Just your quotes and quips alone!
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