Car Conversations

Me:  T, you know those days that you think I suck as a Mom?  Well your father confirmed it today.  I have not taught you one of life's important skill ~ driving.  Maybe your father could do a better job of teaching you life skills.

T:  (replies with dripping sarcasm) Yeah, like adultery and alcoholism?

(Yes, it is possible to drive and kiss your teenage boy on the head at the same time)