Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Making you aware of a major crisis.

With everything that is going on in the news, country going to hell in a hand basket has anyone noticed we are in a major crisis?  Is anyone even paying attention?  You may want to sit down for this.









Mexico is running out of Tequila. (well the Agave plant is being destroyed, but without the Agave plant you don't have Tequila, get it?)

In the next 12 years we will have no more, nada, zip, zilch, zero.

Start stocking up now.

You're welcome.

18 comments:

  1. MegMarch 2, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    I read that on Cracked yesterday. More disturbing to me is that Chocolate was on the endangered list as well. This cannot happen!

    No tequila, no chocolate? How are men going to survive PMS?

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  2. Ms. Ro ChelleMarch 2, 2011 at 5:23 AM

    Thank you for bring this issue to the forefront... I will be stocking up. :)

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  3. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 8:38 AM

    @Meg ~ Chocolate? No, surely you jest!

    @Brooke ~You are welcome, I am doing my part in keeping us all informed on the important issues.

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  4. Vinny CMarch 2, 2011 at 9:02 AM

    Note to self: Double-no-triple tequila reserve supply.

    Thank you.

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  5. David MacaulayMarch 2, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    This may be no bad thing as I have had some rather unplasant nights on tequila.

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  6. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 10:49 AM

    @ Vinny ~ I hear coffee is also going to be lacking soon

    @ David ~ you should still start accumulating so that you can sell at an exorbitant price to those that never did over do the Tequila.

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  7. AnonymousMarch 2, 2011 at 11:09 AM

    OMG! Going to the store now.

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  8. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 11:14 AM

    @ David ~ How big is your vehicle? I am on liquor store #5. Cellar is stocked, no groceries, but hey we are set!

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  9. Mach II MomMarch 2, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    Never mind how the men are going to survive PMS, how are we going to survive it! What about menopause! We'll be sitting in the corner twitching without tequila & chocolate!

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  10. Vinny CMarch 2, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    *faints*...

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  11. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    @ Vinny ~ I've got your back... stocking up on coffee for you

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  12. UnknownMarch 2, 2011 at 3:09 PM

    I had no idea this was happening. Clearly there's some kind of cover-up going on. Probably in an effort to prevent mass hysteria, how will I ever excuse my bad behavior on my Girls Night Out now?

    Sorry, gotta go now. I've gotta get to the liquor sto...

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  13. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 3:39 PM

    @ Nari ~ I tell you the media is bombarding us with crap to keep us focused off the real news!

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  14. trilesMarch 2, 2011 at 6:16 PM

    I'm not really a tequila guy, but wow. I might just start buying bottles to hold, they should be pretty valuable some day.

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  15. NubianMarch 2, 2011 at 6:18 PM

    @Tim ~ just think of how much you will be able to sell it to the lushes that run out! (I include myself in the lush group)

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  16. AnonymousMarch 3, 2011 at 5:40 PM

    Its a good thing I don't drink... I don't have any shortages to worry about! This can also be a sign... YOU have to start your own Agave plant. Go to it!

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  17. tulpenMarch 5, 2011 at 5:55 PM

    REALLY? Though it isn't my favorite, I can't see the point in living in a world where it doesn't exist. I will be buying a bottle sooner than later.

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  18. HeidiMarch 7, 2011 at 8:30 PM

    I do not like Tequila.
    It does afterall, make your clothes fall off!

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