Wednesday, November 24, 2010
Divorce has its own tab.
As I was catching up on all the news this morning my eye happened to catch the new tab at the top of the page. Next to LIVING and HEALTH there is now a DIVORCE tab.
So I clicked on it and voila it has all your celebrities going through a divorce, who is at fault, how to get alimony, more child support, the kids, the car, the house, the dog, the cat, the maid.... WAIT, STOP!!
Is this the norm now? When I was married to the ex MFSOB (therapy worked out great) for 13 years it was for better or for worse. I stayed for 13 years and then he moved on, with the ex best friend. The better part of the marriage was our son T.
Going through a divorce is devastating, going through it publicly is a whole new realm that my little brain cannot even fathom.
In my next life I am going to be a divorce attorney that has a wine bar in her office and a shoe closet full of 8 inch Christian Loubountin's. Come to think of it, I might just go back to college now and do just that!
By the time I become an attorney I will be going through menopause. Yup, I will be one ass kicking, wine drinking, hot flashing, got you the maid and the dog, bitch slapping attorney.
I wonder how I can get that all to fit on my business cards.