Monday, November 29, 2010
Keeping you up to date.
Growing up one of the greatest pieces of advice my Mother gave us was to always read the newspaper every day. You will then always be able to start a conversation and it makes you look really smart. So today I picked a few headlines for you to have as conversation starters for today. I added my thoughts, you might not want to add these to your conversation unless the person you are speaking to agrees with me.
Mariah Carey may be expecting twins:
What is it with these celebrities and their over producing ovaries? My theory is they visit a fertility specialist and ask for the double turkey baster specialty. Probably not a vision you wanted, but a few cocktails later on today will erase the image.
Cameron Diaz showers with A-Rod:
I sincerely hope that A-Rod has disinfected his rod because that guy gets around! This is one baseball player who is obviously enamored with his bat.
Pregnant Kim Zolciak Smokes:
I had to actually read the article as I have no clue who this bitch is. If there is one thing I cannot tolerate is seeing a pregnant woman smoking. This bitches kid already will be challenged enough with having Zolciak as a mother.
Gweneth Paltrow panicked at not working out:
Stop the presses! In order to get ready for some movie role she had to gain 20lbs and felt like such a lush with all the alcohol she drank. I haven't gained weight, I am preparing for a movie role will now be my mantra.
The youngest Kardashian sister, 13, makes her modeling debut: