I read the Huffington Post blog every day because I enjoy reading the condensed version of the news. If something peaks my interest I will search the Internet for more information.
Every single time I scroll down there is something about Kim Kardashian. I still do not know why this woman is news, my ass is bigger than hers and you don't see me in the papers now do you!
This week she is bitchin' that the pictures, that she took for Playboy a few years ago, are being published and she is so angry. She never wanted to do them in the first place, but her Mom told her to. Sidebar: Advice from my Mom was to make sure I had clean knickers on when I left the house. Just saying!
She is upset about Playboy posting pictures of her naked when she constantly tweets pictures like this?!
So after I read this and got down on my knees and lit a few candles and prayed that her 15 minutes be up real soon, I glanced over to my screen and saw this...
Please forward your favorite cocktail recipes to me, I think I need to be drunk for a long time.