You are so funny. Amazing to see feet like that in Oregon, tho.
Why thank you David, I aim to please!
You should work on patenting Hip & Ass Binding. H.A.B. techniques!
@Dr C. it would be so much easier than that satanic exercise regime you are doing.
dogs are more fun to walk than cats, I find. We had one but it was a rat dog thing, people laughed when it was taken for a walk. Thanx for the blog comments; actually the traffic has been an all time high (from a low base) so chucking in a few celeb names seems to have helped. Not that I'm dead serious about this, you understand. It's more of a personal projct - have a great weekend
Wow hip and ass binding sounds so much easier than this hellish diet and 5 miles a day in the morning routine... TEACH ME! Well whenever a child has an insecurity, mothers tend to exacerbate it in their attempt to help it. Kinda sad... I bet conversations with girls and mothers in ancient China went like this:Girl: mommy i feel uglyMom: Ok let's bind the crap out of your feet until they're a puny size so men can think you're attractive.
@Pragmatic Spectator ~ you are very wise. Now about this hellish diet and 5 mile crap thing you're on, get an ace bandage dahling and bind away those unwanted spots! You can relax with a glass of wine will being bound, mmm sounds like S&M, back to the drawing board on this weight loss technique I think.
By the way can you tell me what the real words should be? And he's not messing. He hasn't been in africa for almost 13 years now and he kinda confuses the different languages he knew (he used to live in what was southern Rhodesia and then migrated from there. And yes bind my hips and ass please.