Speak to your heart before proceeding.
Love may cause dizziness and euphoria.
Do not take love with alcohol as it may impair your judgement.
If taken in the right dosage daily, love will work.
Do not mix love with any other emotion such as jealousy, envy or anger.
Love must be reciprocated daily.
Do not crush.
Love must be taken with equal amounts of caring, compassion and trust.
Use caution when opening your heart to love.
Love may cause your head to hurt.
Excessive use of love may harm you.
Do not suddenly quit love without talking to your head and your heart.
Not all love will work.
Additional side effects may include, but are not limited to, nausea, impeded speech, spontaneous smiling, sniffling, sneezing, fever and sore throat (the last four symptoms as a direct result of the sudden desire to dance in the rain). Exercise caution when trying love if you have recently suffered a broken heart and are currently in a state of rebound, as incidents of excess baggage and overcompensating have been reported.
ReplyDeleteSo true... And I "love" Vinny C's final sentence.
ReplyDeleteAh yes, I forgot about the excess baggage warning.
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