Sunday, April 17, 2011

So here is the plan.


Moving is right up there next to crappy wine on my list of things I hate.  This is the state of my living room and the boxes have multiplied.  Downsizing sounds wonderful in one's head, actually doing it takes a lot of effort and a vodka induced haze.  I am not in the mood to unpack.  So here is the plan.

You my blog friend are to email this picture to the TV show 'Hoarders'.  Tell them your friend has a 'terrible problem'.  We then get them to come out here unpack this crap and feng shui my place, I will do some required therapy (I can find something to have issues over) and VOILA my condo is unpacked and all is right with the world.

I know. Bloody Brilliant.

13 comments:

  1. MegApril 17, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    LMAO! I love this idea. It is Bloody Brilliant. I wish I'd thought of it during our last move. Too bad Clean Sweep isn't on anymore. I like that Peter Walsh.

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  2. King of the CrapApril 17, 2011 at 12:54 PM

    Yes... bloody brilliant... or desperate..

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  3. ReneeApril 17, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    LOL ! love it

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  4. AnonymousApril 17, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    hahhahahah brilliant....or you could try the show clean house ;)

    moving sucks the big one :(

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  5. Crayotic RamblingsApril 17, 2011 at 1:55 PM

    Ooooh... I envy you not.

    98% of my belongings are still in storage after more than a year and a half just because I don't want to go through THAT.

    Bless your heart.

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  6. Antares CryptosApril 17, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    I hate moving. Starts with the best intentions of great way to declutter, after box 10 I'll de-clutter when I unpack. Maybe I just won't unpack or move.

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  7. NubianApril 17, 2011 at 3:43 PM

    @Meg ~ well you are certainly the Queen of moving being a military wife. You are welcome to use this scheme for your next move.

    @KofC ~ Only kind of desperate in the need to bitch slap you... will make me so happy

    @Renee ~ Would you expect anything different from me?

    @David ~ yes it does, I am starting a fund for the next move.

    @Rabbit - I don't envy you going through your storage unit although on my part Goodwill has made out big time.

    @Ant ~ I would rather watch an entire season of Rachel Ray than have to move... wait make that one episode of Rachel Ray

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  8. Ms. Ro ChelleApril 17, 2011 at 6:00 PM

    Unpacking is my husbands strong point...each and every box gets opened and gone through and then put away. Our last move we were unpacked in about a week. He hates the whole "living out of boxes" thing.

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  9. NubianApril 17, 2011 at 6:24 PM

    @Brooke ~ we normally do that, BUT have you downsized from 3,000 sq.ft to 1,100 sq.ft recently? It is truly a nightmare. Do you need my address so you can send me some wine? ;~)

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  10. Vinny CApril 18, 2011 at 7:29 AM

    I wish they did that show here. We moved into our current apartment more than 2 yrs ago & we still have boxes we haven't unpacked yet.

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  11. David MacaulayApril 18, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    Nice idea except for the factr your place isn't nearly bad enough for that show.

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  12. AnonymousApril 19, 2011 at 9:57 AM

    Oh, I hate moving too! Fortunately Funny Man is a whizz when it comes to unpacking. He actually loves to do it. I just go out in search of take out and voila, by the time I get back, he has the place put together. Wanna borrow him? - G

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  13. NubianApril 19, 2011 at 10:12 AM

    @Vinny ~ you're just saying that to make me feel better and yes, it is working.

    @David ~ surely you jest

    @Georgina ~ Sure I would love to borrow him... can he work wonders with downsizing from 3,000 to 1,100 sq. ft?

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